Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voce)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha Jackson
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voce)
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
Barry J. Ratcliffe
Pundit
Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Claudia Zielke
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lauren Sánchez
Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
Vanessa Vander Pluym
Juror
Becki Dennis
Receptionist
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Pundit
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Cop (Boston PD)
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voce)
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl
Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee
Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Laura-Elise Barrett
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
Chia Chen
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Lexie Contursi
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Chassidy Cox
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Nea Dune
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Diana Emuge
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Michelle Fonseca
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Enku Gubaie
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
Isabel Wagner
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sagan Rose
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Kim Mulhauser
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Olivia McCarthy
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Christopher Weigel
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Yacht Guest (uncredited)
Noelle Trudeau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lance Norris
Wedding Guest (uncredited)